Loudmouth Pricelist

BUSINESS CARDS (production time 1 day*)

Still a force to be reckoned with, these little dynamos are the OG when it comes to personal branding. Not even Apple can figure out a way to replace them as they’ve developed an iPhone app just to sort them.

POST CARDS (production time 1 day*)

The world of postcards has changed drastically over the years. Riveting, I know. Now instead of being used to tell friends and lovers where you’ve been they’re used to tell people where they should go.

POSTERS & FLYERS (production time 1 day*)

How the hell else would you find out that your favourite band is going live at your favourite pub that serves your favourite beer served by your favourite server? Flyers of course. P.S. you are our favourite.♥

BROCHURES (production time 1-2 days*)

Brochures are sorta, kinda, marginally similar to flyers only folded, double sided, with so much incredible information in one cute little package. Kind of like Stephen Hawking only way easier on the eyes.

CARBONLESS FORMS (production time 1-2 days*)

Carbon? Really? You’re still using carbon? Managalamiseria! Drag your knuckles on down here and we’ll set you up with carbonless forms. We will also offer some advice on how to drive a horseless carriage.

STICKERS & DECALS (production time 1-2 days*)

You can print anything on millions and millions of stickers and stick them everywhere. Do you have a positive message? No? Who cares? Neither does the NRA but they have tons of stickers and so can you.

LARGE POSTERS (production time 1 day*)

Sometimes half sized isn’t enough.  Go full size and get a poster of your buddy’s band or one of your favourite chess star or an inspirational quote that you can hang over your bed to help you get out of bed in the morning.

ENVELOPES (production time 2-3 days*)

Get your logo or address printed on envelopes, it’s just professional. There is not a person out there that wants to read your hand writing. In fact when was the last time you saw anything written in cursive?

GALLERY WRAPS (production time 2-3 days*)

Archival quality prints, printed on fade resistant canvas, and then wrapped around a 1.75″ wooden gallery frame, ready for hanging on your wall. Like Justin Bieber, it’s fresh, hip, cool and awesome.

BACKLIT & CUSTOM (production time 5-7 days*)

Signs are your first impression. Sure, you could DIY this, but If you want your sign to look like you set your kids loose with a protractor and a few half eaten crayons that’s up to you.

AUTOMOTIVE DECALS (production time 3-4 days*)

Sell,sell, sell. Be on the job at all times, even on the way to and on the way from said job. Besides it’s nice to allow drivers to put a name to the A-hole that’s flipping the bird.

BANNERS & SIGNS (production time 1-3 days*)

It’s not a concert, or event without a banner or sign saying so. Hell the Stones still use banners and who doesn’t know who they are? Just saying if Mick and the boys still use ’em who the f**k are you?

PIN BACK BUTTONS (production time 5-7 days*)

I once knew this girl named Buttons who used to do this fabulous trick with ping pong balls and lighter fluid… Ohh sorry, lost my train of thought, we make buttons. We make them in all colours and sizes.

HEAT PRESSING (production time 4-6 days*)

In keeping with the glorious tradition of one night stands we offer you one off t-shirts. Pictures, words, phrases, sketches or genitalia can be impressed onto your choice of cotton or polyester garment.

DOOR HANGERS (production time 3-4 days*)

Relied on for centuries to keep maids from seeing genitals. These clever pieces of cardstock are now used to promote cleaning services, plumbers, construction companies, and the newly opened shawarma joint down the street.

ETC. OTHER THINGS WE DO

Greeting cards. Note Pads. Stamps. Tent cards. Rack Cards. Tickets. Wedding invites.  Gift Certificates. Fridge Magnets. Wall Art. Rack Cards. Printed Wallpaper. Static Cling stickers…. Pretty much everything but Key Cutting and wart removal.

* production times can vary depending on quantity ordered. rush orders are also possible and can be accommodated if possible.